Universe: N/A
Description: R-#007 is a humanoid male standing at around 1.71m and his noticeably bald. No further information are available until further notice.
R-#007 was discovered by a staff of the QA department for the simulation and was reported due to not poses sing any files to its name. It is unknown how R-#007 got into the simulations and any way to remove him from the simulation as failed.
Standard communication method was established with R-#007 trough simulacrum to attempt to gather more data around the entity. It can be found below.
I = Interviewer | B = Jeff Bezos
I - Hello are you able to hear me?
B - Who are you? Where did that voice come from? Where am I?
I - Please calm down, you are currently safe. You are currently placed in our system. We just need to ask you a few questions and we'll be able to get you out.
B - System? What are you talking about? If this is a kidnapping, just tell me the ransom. I'll pay I swear.
I - This is not in any way a kidnapping or anything like that. We wish to help you, so please listen to us. First off, can you tell me what's your name?
B - My name really? You do all of this and try to claim you do not know me? I see through your plans and I will find a way out myself, and when I do, I get this entire place and then you house razed to the ground.
I - No need to get this worked up, I promise, just please listen to me. Can you?
I - Are you listening?
End of interview
Any further attempts to communicate with the entity has failed. Further internal research are ongoing.
From: (dev)
To: (universe exploration teams)
Hi, we have discovered an unknown entity in the simulacrum. It is believe that you teams might be involve with the entity addition to the simulacrum. Can you tells contact me if you know any information about it?
R-007.pdf
From: (exploration teams)
To: (dev)
from: (universe teams)
I remember that guy. I was the one to bring him back. I went trough the portal and was in a mansion. I saw him and identified him as a Richard variant due to his hair. I asked him some question and he refused to answer so I brought him back for further questioning. I have no ideas how it got into the the simulator but if it help I believe he named Jeff besos or bezos? Not sure he was screaming an awful lot when he said it.
Camera log: (date)
Location: Interviews room #06
Notice: Microphone equipment of the facility camera were being replaced. Most camera did not had sound recording during that day.
R-#007 is sitting in a standard interviews room with personnal (name) for questioning. He act more agited as the interviews continue and slam the desk. (name) visibly try to calm down the situation and exit temporally the room and forget to lock the door per protocol.
Camera log: (date)
Locations: Hallway #3
R-#007 exit Interviews room #06. He look both way and go in the direction of Simulacrum head DEV rooms. (name) come into the frame holding two cups of coffees and notice R-#007. R-#007 run to the DEV room meanwhile (name) attempt to run after him. He drops both cups of coffee on himself and start to visibly screams and fall into the floors.
No further recording of R-#007 are available due to failure of Simulacrum surveillance system that days.
Interviews was made between (DEV) and (name) for matters related to R-#007. A small portion can be found below for brevity.
I-So if I understand correctly. You kidnapped a random person because you believed he was a Richard variant due to being bald. Try to interview him. He rightfully got angry at you. Then to try to calm the situation down you try to get coffees and forget to lock the door. Come back to seem him escaping drops the coffees on yourself and so while you are busy burning yourself he escaped and somehow enter the simulacrum. Did I got that right?
(name)- Yeahhhh I think you did for the most part.
I-What were you even thinking? Why didnt you advised us on any of this? You do know there plenty of bald person that are not Richard Mcroy?
(name)- I was embarrassed! Do you know how much I would been made fun off if people learn about this?
I-Being made fun off would not be as bad as having an unrelated person in the simulator that we can not remove for unknown reasons.
(name)- Well he not as unrelated as you think after all.
I-What do you means?
(name)- Well I did some research in its universe and he apparently own a company name Amazon. One of the biggest enterprises on this universe he own the entire world almost. Everyone use their products. I discovered they were an accident a few years back there causing the death of five workers in one of their warehouse
I-Please don not tell me this is going where I think its going
(name)- Those five worker were named Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Mario and Luigi. Since then report of paranormal activity from the place has been exploding.
I-You do not know how truly you are that you somehow accidentally did kidnapped someone who is involve in all of this.
(name)- I am not that bad at my job right?
I-I am still adding all of this to the file to be sure everybody know about what you did.
(name)-You not obligated! Its not that bad after all
I-You still deserve to get made fun off for this mess.
The file related to R-#007 is to be updated to reflect current information. (name) is to receive a mandatory training related to interaction with entity from other universe. Any request to remove the interviews from this file by him are to be ignored. R-#007 universe is believed to have fallen into chaos after the disappearance of him and no further exploration of the universe is allowed.