E-012 - "Decorations"


ORIGINS

E-012 was originally found in the second timeline when searching through merchendise that was sold during WarioWare Inc.'s opening from 1990-1991 and some were sold for less than the actual games sold there, thanks to low interest in actual gaming merchendise.


DESCRIPTION

E-012 are various designs of decorations that include Wario's moustache, a blue W, a gold color Waluigi head seemingly with blank eyes, a gold colored money bag, and a gold color Wario head also with blank eyes (all of which will be labeled E-012-1 to E-012-5). While consumers pointed at the gold color Waluigi and Wario heads being a bit scary, they claimed that they were also "attracted to them" like it was "pulling them closer to it". When the company was called, one of our employees, Cyrus Horbert, disguised a regular customer and was given enough money to buy all pieces of E-012 at once (see Addendum 01).

After our employee returned to us, he put up all E-012 related decorations on different walls and business was going on as usual. However, other employees were more attracted and moved towards them more often on breaks and during work. Studying shows E-012 decorations seem to emit an aura, dragging people towards it, after this revolation, E-012 decorations were taken down and put into the Simulation Project.


Addendum 01

The following transcript is a description of the Horbert's actions and conversation between Wario, dated 12:05 PM to 12:11 PM.

12:05 PM - Horbert enters WarioWare Inc., first walking towards the merchendise section to buy the decorations.

12:06 PM - Horbert finds all decorations that he could find, which costs the exact amount of money he currently got.

12:07 PM - Horbert walks up to the cashier, Wario, where he gives the money to buy all five decorations. Horbert asks a few questions regarding the decorations. The following is that conversation.

H: Hey, just a question, why are people so attracted to these pieces of merch?

W: Eh, I'm not totally sure myself. One day these decorations just appeared out of thin air in mass, so I decided to sell them.

H: Okay, but were you aware of any anomalies related to these decorations.

W: I was, but I didn't think anything of it.

H: I see. Thanks and see you later!

12:11 PM - Horbert leaves WarioWare Inc. and returns to Morning Star through a portal.