SKINNED STORIES: CHURCH WARIO

Our technological advancements with internet networks have been amazing to find oddities and weird stuff going around on various websites, but we've never seen something like this.

Around the internet, we found a website in the future that had a links to Wario and "church games", one of them being a Cookie Clicker like game you could complete in 15-20 minutes. Further research showed us a "Discord" server with the same Wario, although his speech seems incomprehensible sometimes. Speaking in error messages and apparently constantly talks about "humping [his] couch", not sure what is going on about this. More research needs to be conducted to figure out what is going on with this person.